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[11 Jun 2006|11:01pm] http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/06/fullhousecareerpyramid.swf 7 nice people| told me something

[02 Jun 2006|11:56pm] people need to quit crying and start talking more shit about eachother on here. its actually interresting and worth coming back to. jeffy is cute. sleepovers are the best ;) this post was so when i log in from the sidekick i dont have to look at lebron james anymore (although hes one cute man) whos goin to see ashely parker angel/ashlee simpson with me. 5 nice people| told me something

[06 May 2006|02:24am] WE ARE ALL WITNESS "Damon Jones, self-proclaimed 'Best Shooter in the Universe,' hit a dagger," James said. The Cavaliers won the series 4-2, their first series win since 1993, when James was 8 years old. They also won two road games in a playoff series for the first time in franchise history. They will have little time to celebrate before opening the second round at Detroit on Sunday. I LOVE IT! I LOVE THIS GAME! I LOVE KING JAMES I LOVE DAMON JONES 25 nice people| told me something

[29 Mar 2006|02:56am] the day someone at the bar says to you "im gonna give you a cigarette, light it for you, then take you out side and give you two black eyes, then wait for you to smoke it and give you another cigarette, then bring you back inside and buy you a bud light" is the same day the bartender gives you a "to go" cup at like 2:30. 21 is the magic number. p.s. jeffy took me to see she's the man yesterday. i never write about how cute she is because im not one to gush over a girl all day.. but man that is what i call a movie. non stop goodness from start to finish. a+ jeff. your the best. someone bring her to warren this weekend. also i encourage everyone to write a letter to the NFL and encourage them to not pass the touchdown celebration ban in wednesdays vote. first slavery, now this. what is this world comming to. Zcrest out. 2 nice people| told me something

[21 Mar 2006|12:29am] i was reading this article on counterfit designer goods and chinatown in new york city and how it worked and didnt get shut down as easy as that would be as anyone who has ever been on a "pursecapade" would be able to tell you.. and found this paragraph interesting. On Walker St., in the M1-5 building, there's a Chinese guy on the second floor who used 9-11 funds to open a "school," then purposefully go out of business within a week so he could funnel the funds into a "massage parlor." When that was shut down, he decided to move to counterfeit handbags. Loads of suburban tourists (and kids!) were herded into this sleazy space where the ghosts of many handjobs still lingered, I'm sure. I don't know what his latest venture is. i think someone actually saying, "the ghost of many handjobs still lingered" is probably the coolest thing i have EVER read on the internet. if you can create a visual of a ghost in the shape of a hand playing with a peepee flying around the room while your lookin for some new prada... you'll probably laugh out loud like i did. gimme a hell yeah. 3 nice people| told me something

+/- m f'ers. [08 Mar 2006|02:03am] +wormwood oil +fresh brushed teeth +yellow apples +tanning beds +there and back: ashley parker angel -... you wish. <3mvp 2 nice people| told me something

[03 Mar 2006|01:58pm] last night i drank beer for the first time in about 3 weeks for i had been drinking mostly tequilla and other liquors. but after about 14 mugs of beer at the bar last night i came home and had a dream about NICKY HILTON! welcome back bud light! welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. 1 nice people| told me something

[23 Feb 2006|10:23pm] if anyone wants to get me a black history month present... i'll take one of these please. lil' who dey 3 nice people| told me something

[14 Feb 2006|05:50pm] happy valentines day to jeffy! and the rest. i know i only post in here when its either just to input on something, the bengals, or racist ducks... but this falls into the number one. but im sure i'll add the number 2 also :) ( the official quit whining you bitter anti valentines day people ) 1 nice people| told me something

[26 Jan 2006|12:20am] im not one to "LOL" but.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLLZOZLZOZLOZZLZOZLZLLZOOLGLGLGLZOZOOAODHDJOHSOIAHIOAHIAOAHAIHA 1 nice people| told me something

[22 Jan 2006|06:41pm] okalahoma city...9/11...iraq...and now this. i think im gonna be sick. but at least i got a sense of humor 1 nice people| told me something

[19 Jan 2006|03:21pm] this is really the point of my entry...somethin to look at. besides my below rant because thats how fun my life is right now. roscoe and jim got me thinkin about underwear. the boxer shorts vs. tighty whiteys debate. Every little boy grows up wearing the tighty whiteys which arent really white then they happen to be more of a "tighty cartooneys". Back then its no thing. its just what you do. As you grow up theres always the first kid who gets a pair of boxer shorts, and from that age on it starts the war. Boys will say things like "man boxer shorts are sweet your gay if you dont have them theres so much extra room for my big wang to flop around" at this point in life... your twelve, you dont have a big wang. But now its become more of a Manly thing. Men wear boxers and losers wear breifs. If thats your man complex...so be it. but who really gets me are the people who wear "BOXER BREIFS" Some where along the line you decided you were going to head down the fashion road that includes wearing tighter fit pants... not necesarily girls jeans but any mans designer jean. You realize that boxers just dont fit comfortably in there and tend to bunch up in the thigh reigon and become annoying. This is where you pick up boxer breifs..because they're long like boxers but tight like breifs. This is where i start to hate you. you think your advantage of wearing these is that if anyone sees you in your tight little undies you can still say " WELL THEY ARE BOXER BREIFS... BOXER IS IN THE TITLE SO TECHNICALLY THEYRE STILL BOXERS AND IM STILL A MAN!" actually their no different than breifs.. a tad longer.. that length serves no purpose but making you boys feel more manly... chances are you dont run around in your underwear...and if you did you wouldnt care if they were short or long. tight is tight. So man up and wear tighty whiteys. and be cool like me. p.s. niko hates the word (fart) ... bobby hates the word (eggs) and i hate the word (steelers) ! feel free to add your own. im going to keep track of them and add them to my website that nobody knows about yet. 18 nice people| told me something

[08 Jan 2006|11:33pm] i love how when the steelers beat the bengals everyone rushes to my myspace like its the video music awards to leave me comments about it. well guess what... unlike a steeler fan, im over it. im not gonna blame it on my backup qb. it wasnt his fault. the bengals havent had a winning season in 15 years. this year they had a winning season, a division championship, and a playoff game. I AM A HAPPY BOY! although i would have rather lost to anyone other than the steelers, since alot of my freidns are steelers fans of course theres friendly smack talk, and im sure ive done my share. but until they make it to/ win the superbowl this feb.. all they got this season was a couple more weeks of practice. if/when that happens i will gladly accept all comments from anyone whos name isnt jesse marshall because hes worthy of my time like that. until then go talk smack with dhebi hes a colts fan. p.s. jeffy is cute 9 nice people| told me something

[13 Dec 2005|03:30am] email me at jeff@lovesthebengals.com courtesy of truth <3 5 nice people| told me something

[08 Dec 2005|10:25am] sooo basically today im the luckiest boy aliiiive. i just rode the elevator with ... THE MAN FROM THE ELEVATOR COMPANY!!! thats pretty much like playing basketball with michael jordan. thats pretty much walking on the moon with neil armstrong thats pretty much like hiding in a hole with saddam hussein thats like ridin the cross with the jeez man himself thats pretty much like doing everything with everyone who does it. tomoroows my birthday. and i like gin and juice, and the bengals ;) told me something

[05 Dec 2005|04:25pm] wave this pittsburgh! WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT THEM BENGALS! 5 nice people| told me something

[04 Dec 2005|03:09am] i love jeffyyy 1 nice people| told me something

[23 Nov 2005|02:28pm] this is what i think of that john f kennedy abe linconl garbage that roscoe posted.... 2 nice people| told me something

[21 Nov 2005|01:18pm] does it make me a bad person that i sit here and watch maury give these paternity tests and cheer when he makes the announcement that the men are NOT the father? i just love to see these cocky trashy bitches cry after comming out and yelling about how their man is worthless and how they are 100% sure they are the father. dumb sluts. keep on dancin' boys told me something

[02 Nov 2005|12:45am] this is me creepin on my girlfriends house from sattelite technology to make sure shes stayin out of trouble. IM WATCHING YOU JEFF!! http://www.frappr.com/unitedstatesofzaco add yourself to my map too :) 2 nice people| told me something

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